The Doctor Verde Story
(See our real super hero, Doctor Verde, above)
As promised -- the story of Doctor Verde, who performed a miracle last week and got me out of the womb within minutes. In fact, she got me out in less than 10 minutes. There I was -- being pushed down but not out by Mommy. ...
All these people dressed in blue kept egging her on, coaching her to push more and more. Daddy seems to take over right away and play head coach -- telling Mommy to count to 10 slowly
After a few hours of pushing, our hero, Doctor Verde showed up. She quickly reached in and turned me so that I had my back to everyone (in the little womb).
And after quickly realizing that all the 'pushing' in the world wasn't going to work, she tried to vacuum me out of my womb room.
And then I heard her say that wasn't going to work either, that it was like the 'straits of Gibraltar' in there..and within seconds, she jumped into her big plastic boots, put on a green gown, and slipped on some magical green gloves ... she did all of this while wearing a necklace with lots of big golf ball size green pearls.
... and then within seconds Mommy and I were whisked to the operating room.
Daddy was there too -- dressed in blue and playing his usual role of Ranger Gordo.
And with the help of the other mini-verdes, Doctor Verde went in and grabbed me and brought me into this wonderful world.
Doctor Verde,
Mommy, Daddy and I want to thank you for performing a little miracle the other day... and for us be one big happy family.
My Mommy is now singing that famous song:
"We are family,... I have all my scotties with me..... We are family, I have all my Scotties with me.'
There's Daddy playing his usual role of Ranger Gordo -- saying 'Lil Scotty is going to join us no matter what.. so don't get in my way.."
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